Everybody wants good pussy. Men want to stick it, women want to get it. Women want good p*ssy so much that they are getting cosmetic surgery to achieve it their goal. ‘Operations to make the external appearance more “attractive” and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth.’ I think that’s a bit extreme when all you have to do are a few simple exercises to get it tighter.
1. Start by locating your PC muscle.
2. Squeezing kegel exercises: start slow, find your baseline.
3. Squeezing kegel exercises: use sets of repetitions
Building up strength with kegel exercises.
4. Do your kegel exercises three or four times a day.
5. Vary the intensity and time in kegel exercises.
6. Using products for resistance kegel exercises. (Kegel Weighted Balls)
7. Do kegels while masturbating and having partner sex.
So, for all the ladies who want to know exactly what good vagina is (ask my girlfriend lol), I’m going to break it down for you.
Good P*ssy is visually pleasing, has a mouth watering aroma, and feels great. Some women know how to work it, but don’t have good p*ssy. So if you’ve been wondering what is good p*ssy, let me break it down for you.
Visually pleasing - Although we sometimes call sex bumping uglies there are a few vaginas that are down right beautiful. It’s so pretty, her lips are perfect, not too big not too small, and her clitoris sits on top of her vagina like the queen of Egypt on her throne. Some ladies know this and they are getting labioplasty to make their lips smaller in an effort to make it more attractive. A good looking vagina is Kodak picture perfect.
The Aroma - Good coochie does not smell like water, it has a scent so amazing that you want to wear it on your face. If your water smell like coochie then you need to call your water company. I wrote a smell guide you can read at the bottom of this blog, and it shouldn’t smell like flowers or fruit. I mean body sprays are cool and all but if you truly possess good vagina you don’t need anything to cover the smell of it. If any of you worked in a office before you know there are some funky women in the world. Stay fresh and you’re on your way to achieving good coochie.
It Feels Good - The best part of good p*ssy is that it feels absolutely amazing. As soon as you stick it in, you can feel the warmth of her insides, the wetness of her hole, and the walls tend to massage a man’s shaft. She doesn’t have to know how to work it, because it’s more about the feeling than what she can do with it. Now, most women get wet, but some get too wet and others don’t get wet enough. There is a preferred level of wetness. Now this has nothing to do making a woman squirt, that’s a whole other blog.
Smell of the Pussy…
0 - No scent or the scent of her favorite body Spray
1-3 Very light smell of pussy… you know the kind that you eat it and you can go around smelling your upper lip the rest of the day or night!!! or is that just me? lol
4-6 Borderline Stink… This could just be a bad day for her… Maybe she just came home from the Gym in which could be fun depending on how you feel about her. Won’t get ate but would get stuck!!! If it’s a jump off fellas then she needs to be asked to leave the premises like TI (you know ASAP)
7-10 HEFFAH YOU STANK!!! GET THE HELL OUT DO NOT PASS GO OR COLLECT $200 MATTER FACT HERE I’LL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS TO LEAVE!!! EWWWW FISHY WOO WOO this tends to smell like TUNA FISH and Bacon BITS or better yet the smell of your shoe in a hot packed car after you stepped in fresh dog shit!!!
1 comment:
No you 'didn't'. Lol! Muah!
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