Monday, November 10, 2008

Power of The P


The power of the P’s is an amazing thing. If you have this power you may notice that the opposite sex will do crazy things in order for you to use your power against them, if you know what I mean. No matter what your gender, chances are if you love sex, but whose sex is more powerful?

Little girls are told from the moment they are born that the place between their legs is special. Things like “Don’t let anyone touch you there” or “It’s your special zone”. Why do you think it’s called your PRIVATES? Back in 6th grade the girls would walk around singing “My name is Peaches I’m the Best…” They got so much reinforcement that it’s almost impossible to get any until I turned 17 that’s when most girls start to warm up their engine for that long trip of freedom call college.That’s when the real sexual intellectuals come out.

It was on college campuses across the nation where the term Sexual Intellectual was born. Girls became ladies, they also realized they can get a dude to do anything they want b/c they had that something special. They had Power to get a dumb broke college student to spend his book money on Prada shoes, especially if he THOUGHT he could get close enough to smell her privates.

Men are no different we too are tainted from childhood. No one pays us any attention as a child. All we know is we came out of woman and our hormones tell us, we need to go back into woman. Little boys squeeze breasts, play w/ their ding ding, and watch BET’s 106th and Park to catch a glimpse of a video vixen enhanced booty. So, unless we run across a girl who has not been told her P was special, it’s around 17 years old when we began searching for the cooch.

But men get it twisted, we embark on a mission to get the fastest car, the newest phone, the most money, and whatever designer being name dropped in the latest Kanye song. Only we want ours in one of those exotic colors that Young Dro raps about. So while he is shopping for his Pomegranate Blazer and Pineapple Tie he never realize that the only reason he wants to look like a semi-thug version of a bag of skittles is to get the panties of the cashier behind the counter, or someone who looks just like her.

What most men fail to realize is that females like sex too, just as much as guys. They get pleasure from it too, so he doesn’t have to be in the game trying to get some p*ssy, rather he should be in the business of laying the pipe. Because the power of the P is best used when it’s being driven deep inside her.

Whose P is more powerful?

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